闲言税语四

27、Like mothers ,taxes are often misunderstood ,but seldom forgotten.

税，常被人误解、但很少被人忘记，就像（人们对待自己的）母亲一样。

28、There are two systems of taxation：one for the informed and the other for the uninformed.

有两类税收制度：一类是给有纳税意识的人，另一类是给无知无畏的人。

29、To please universally was the object of his life；but to tax and to please, no more than to love and to be wise, is not given to men.

整天快乐是每个人的生活目标；但交税时候还能快乐，不亚于恋爱时还要理智，每个人都不能兼得。

30、Due to taxation, some people find it increasingly difficult：How to reconcile their net incomes with their gross habits?

由于要交税，有些人觉得越来越难办了：如何能让自己的净收入与他们大手大脚的习惯相印证？

31、In tax rules, miscellaneous may be always the largest category.

在税务规章中，杂项可能总是最大的一项。

32、It is said that Self Assessment is the dawn of a new error.

有人说，纳税自我评估是出错的前兆。

33、If the chance of getting a tax audit is 1000 to 1, why is it 50/50 that it will be you ?

如果税务稽查的机率是1/1000，为什么对你来说就是1/2。

34、The tax collector must love poor people — he’s creating so many of them.

征税官员一定是爱穷人的——瞧他在制造这么多穷人。

35、The income tax created more criminals than any other single act of government.

所得税比政府的任何其他行为创造的罪犯都要多。